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    Scared vs. Apprehension

    As a sergeant in a parachute regiment, I took part in several night-time exercises. Once,…
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    Ten Things a Mom Doesn't Want to Hear

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    Marine Comeback

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    VIP Impression

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    Cow Legs

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    Scheduled Shot

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    Optomist's Hunting Dog

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    Swahili Gasp

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    Breaker, Breaker Dog Buddy

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    Headlines from 2050

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    Compliments to the Chef

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    Maturity Under Attack

    We Must Stop This!! Have you ever noticed that when you're of a certain age, everything…
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    Oarsmen News

    One day, the Captain of the 40-oared royal Nile barge goes down to speak to the oarsmen…
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    Put Him Back

    When my now 14-year-old daughter was 3 and her younger brother was getting into…

children3"Everyone has feelings, except for snakes and principals."
- Donna Maria G, age 9

"Laugh and the world laughs with you, cry and the world laughs at you."
- Rob P, age 8

"If life gives you nothing but lemons, make up a better shopping list for it."
- Steven B, age 8

"Moses came down with the Ten Amendments, which were God's Bill of Wrongs."
- Susie F., age 7

"Doctors automatically know what's wrong with you. They have a sick sense."
- Beau M., age 10

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