logo

sign-up-for-free-cybersalt-today-button

More Jokes

  • Default Image

    Wallet Tip

    Leaving a plush night club one evening, a miserly gentleman walked past the doorman…
  • Default Image

    Potential Company Mergers

    Xerox and Wurlitzer: They're going to make reproductive organs Fairchild Electronics and…
  • Default Image

    The Top 15 Lines You'll Never Hear in a Western

    15 "I reckon I'll have me a half-caf double latte with a twist."14 "Gentlemen, rather…
  • Default Image

    Animal Superbowl

    During the Super Bowl, there was another football game of note between the big animals…
  • Default Image

    Wireless Security

    How to install a wireless security system:Go to a second-hand store, buy a pair of men's…
  • Default Image

    Senior Ailments

    A group of senior citizens were sitting around talking about their ailments: "My arms are…
  • Default Image

    Indiana Rainstorm

    After a hardy Indiana rainstorm filled all the potholes in the streets and alleys, a…
  • Default Image

    Pick of the Crop

    A small boy was looking at the red ripe tomatoes growing in the farmer's garden. "I'll…
  • Default Image

    Grizzly Bears

    Wildlife officials in Alaska are alarmed at the increase in grizzly bear attacks on…
  • preacher2

    Hurry Home

    It has to be confessed that the minister was rather long-winded. During his sermon a…
  • Default Image

    Car Warning

    A husband, the owner of a new car, was somewhat reluctant to allow his wife to drove his…
  • Default Image

    Sick Call

    Mr. Frobisher constantly called Dr. Wilson at all hours of the day and night and would…
  • dog scotty

    Guard Dog Karate

    A young couple lived in a town filled with crime. After three neighbors had been robbed,…
  • Default Image

    Environ-mental

    My friend Ann and I were eating at a Chinese restaurant. When an elderly waiter set…
  • Default Image

    Meatloaf

    A recent bride called her mother one evening in tears. "Oh, Mom, I tried to make…

The best laughs I have known in life have been from my own children.  I have captured rhetorical comments from my children's discussions.  No Pulitzer Prize could ever hold a candle to the notes jotted in this little book in my kitchen.

* "I wonder if the tooth fairy is a boy or a girl."

* "Mom, what is it like being a grown up?  Do you like buying everything you want and giving the kids nothing."

* "Mom, what name did you have when you were a kid?"

* "I wish I had a birthday everyday."

* "If alcohol and cigarettes are bad for you then why did somebody invent them?"

* "Mom, are the friends you had as a kid still alive?"

* "The cat went to the vegetarian to be neutered." "What's neutered?"  "It means he'll come back a girl."

* "What is a pilgrim?" "That's the ones who don't know how to plant corn."

* "Who picked the very first king and queen there ever was?"

* "Mom, when you die, can I be a mom?"

* "I can't swallow anything in my neck because my clams are swollen."

* "Mom, is there only one man in the world for me?  How many are there?  About 30 in each country?"

* "Does God have a nose?"

* "Mom, you're the best mom I ever had."

Powered By JFBConnect