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    Enjoyment of Food

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    Holding Hands

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    Weight Training

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    That's the Way . . .

    Start with a cage containing five apes. In the cage, hang a banana on a string and put…
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    Chess Playing Dog

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    Top Ten Best Golf Caddie Remarks

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    Chewed Out

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    Backwoods Labor

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    Best Out Of Office Replies

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    Nice Boyfriend

    One night a teenage girl brought her new boyfriend home to meet her parents, and they…
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    Wedding Blessing

    At a wedding ceremony that I was performing, I raised my hand to give the final…
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    Serious Shopper

    I was browsing in a souvenir shop when the man next to me struck up a conversation. Just…
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    Traffic Laughs

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    Country Refreshment

    A man was on a long walk in the country. He became thirsty so decided to stop at a little…
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    Government Car

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Kids' Kitchen Terms

BOIL: The point a parent reaches upon hearing the automatic "Yuck" before a food is even tasted.

CASSEROLE: Combination of favorite foods that go uneaten because they are mixed together.

DESSERT: The reason for eating a meal.

EVAPORATE: Magic trick performed by children when it comes time to clear the table or wash dishes.

FRUIT: A natural sweet not to be confused with dessert.

REFRIGERATOR: A very expensive and inefficient room air conditioner when not being used as an art gallery.

SODA POP: Shake 'N Spray.

TABLE LEG: Percussion instrument.

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