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    Passing Notes

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    Picture Favor

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    Silly Q&A

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    Open Mouth, Insert Foot

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    10 Puns

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    Lengthy Discourse

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    Computer Dating

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    Evil Brothers

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    Medical Fraud

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    Quick Proposal

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    One Per Point

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Kids' Kitchen Terms

BOIL: The point a parent reaches upon hearing the automatic "Yuck" before a food is even tasted.

CASSEROLE: Combination of favorite foods that go uneaten because they are mixed together.

DESSERT: The reason for eating a meal.

EVAPORATE: Magic trick performed by children when it comes time to clear the table or wash dishes.

FRUIT: A natural sweet not to be confused with dessert.

REFRIGERATOR: A very expensive and inefficient room air conditioner when not being used as an art gallery.

SODA POP: Shake 'N Spray.

TABLE LEG: Percussion instrument.

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