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    More On Candidates

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    Golf Cheater

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    Banking Hiccup

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    The Night Before Y2K

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    Checking In

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    One-Liners

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    Goober Job Interview

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    Dog Breeding Made Absurd

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    What Am I?

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    Signs Your SUV Is Too Big

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    True Calls to the IRS

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    Cheap Loan

    Before going to Europe on business, a man drove his Rolls-Royce to a downtown New York…
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    Two Feet

    A teenager was always asking his father if he could borrow the family car. Pushed to the…
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    Golf Deduction

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    Sloth Police Report

    A sloth is out for a walk when he's mugged by four snails. After recovering his wits, he…

Kids' Kitchen Terms

BOIL: The point a parent reaches upon hearing the automatic "Yuck" before a food is even tasted.

CASSEROLE: Combination of favorite foods that go uneaten because they are mixed together.

DESSERT: The reason for eating a meal.

EVAPORATE: Magic trick performed by children when it comes time to clear the table or wash dishes.

FRUIT: A natural sweet not to be confused with dessert.

REFRIGERATOR: A very expensive and inefficient room air conditioner when not being used as an art gallery.

SODA POP: Shake 'N Spray.

TABLE LEG: Percussion instrument.

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