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    Appendix Worry

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    Audi Alteram Parten

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    Queen Size

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    Get Your Sister

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    Golfer's Tale

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    Looking Back

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    Interesting thoughts

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    60's Fans

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    Skeleton in the Closet

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    Kids Off Track

    Kids statements that are a little... off track:* God bless America thru the night with a…
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    Goober Quotes

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    Goober Hunters

    Two Goober hunters were dragging their dead deer down a trail back to their car. Another…
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    If You Go, I'll Go

    A church had a man in the choir who couldn't sing. Several people hinted to him that he…
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    Paper Walls

    As a young married couple, a husband and a wife lived in a cheap housing complex near the…
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    Riding With Grandma

    One evening I was driving my eight-year-old daughter to her grandparents' home for an…

Kids statements that are a little... off track:

* God bless America thru the night with a light from a bulb!

* Oh Susanna, Oh don't you cry for me, For I come from Alabama with a band-aid on my knee!

* Give us this day our deli bread! Glory be to the Father and to the Son and to the Whole East Coast.

* We shall come to Joyce's, bringing in the cheese.

* Gladly, the consecrated, cross-eyed bear.

* He carrots for you.

* Yield Not to Penn Station.

* Dust Around the Throne.

* Praise God From whom all blessings flow, Praise Him all creatures, HERE WE GO

* Olive, the other reindeer, used to laugh and call him names.

* While shepherds washed their socks by night

* He socked me and boxed me with His redeeming glove.

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