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    IRS Call

    When the minister picked up the phone, Special Agent Struzik from the IRS was on the…
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    Ten Things a Mom Doesn't Want to Hear

    1. I swallowed a goldfish. 2. Your lipstick works better than crayons. 3. Does grape…
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    Cleaning Instructions

    I bought a great new toilet seat recently.On the label was a suggestion on how to clean…
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    What Don't You Have?

    An elderly man went to the doctor for a visit. "Doc," he says," I am so stricken. I have…
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    Misquote

    A friend of mine attended a Christian college where the tradition was to deliver a box of…
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    Rewiring

    Because our former small-town parish was not a wealthy one, our pastor was dependent on…
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    Car Pool Note

    A man learned shortly before quitting time that he had to attend a meeting.He tried…
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    Little Voice

    A man walks into his doctor's office and says, "Doctor, I've eaten something that…
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    Hickbonics

    The Association of Southern Schools has decided to pursue some of the seemingly endless…
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    Everything is Wonderful

    Everything is WonderfulMy face in the mirrorIsn't wrinkled or drawn.My house isn't…
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    Goober Mechanic

    When my husband and I arrived at an automobile dealership to pick up our car, we were…
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    Payment Plan

    Pete and Gladys were looking at a new living room suite in the furniture store.Pete said…
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    Referrals

    When our local doctor began attending church services the minister was delighted, and it…
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    Intercom Repair

    My friend's son worked at a fast-food restaurant when he was in high school. One night…

A man walked into a restaurant in a strange town. The waiter came and asked him for his order. Feeling lonely, he replied, "Meat loaf and a kind word."

When the waiter returned with the meat loaf, the man said, "Okay, so where's the kind word?"

The waiter put down the meat loaf and sighed, bent down, and whispered gently, "Don't eat the meat loaf."

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