Kiss Good-bye

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Details: Written by Pastor Tim; Published: 29 November -0001

"Dad," a teenaged girl says, running into her father's den, "I'd like to kiss you good-bye before I go to school!"

"You're too late, honey. Your mother just did that two minutes ago, and I don't have any cash left on me."

Created: 25 August 2006

Last Updated: 13 July 2011

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