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Epitaph Adjustment

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How Much Are Your Dogs

If you are not sure what a Goober is, there is a picture of one here. It seems this…
Card Reader

"Can people predict the future with cards?" Jessica asked Danny."My mother can," Danny…
Kid Say

The best laughs I have known in life have been from my own children. I have captured…
What Does That Mean?

Little Levi attended church for the first time with his buddy, Jimmy. As the pastor got…
Politcal Quotes

"I resent your insinuendoes." "If we don't make some changes, the status quo will remain…
Midterm Exam

The professor of a graduate-school class of gifted students included a HUGE amount of…
The Politician Dance

There was a dance teacher who talked of a very old dance called the Politician. "All you…
What is This?

A Rabbi, a Priest and a Salvation Army pastor walk into a bar.The bartender says to them,…
New Employee Orientation

Five cannibals get appointed as engineers in a high-tech company. During the welcoming…
Scavenger Hunt

A woman answered her front door and saw a little boy holding a list. "Ma'am," he…
Quarter Rush

On a busy Friday night at the restaurant where I'd recently started waiting tables, the…
Price Reduction

Our minister announced that admission to a church social event would be six dollars per…
I'm Dead

A husband and wife, both getting on in years, are in bed one morning. He takes her hand,…
Senior's Ode to Medication

A row of bottles on my shelfcaused me to analyze myself.One yellow pill I have to popGoes…