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Do As I Say!
An old blacksmith realized he was soon going to quit working so hard. He picked out a… -
Tourism Promotion
Traveling through New England, a motorist stopped for gas in a tiny village. "What's this… -
Gripe Comments
After every flight, pilots fill out a form (called a "gripe sheet," at some airlines)… -
A Job Worse Than Yours
The San Francisco Zoo has an elephant named Calle who has a chronic illness, requiring… -
What Don't You Have?
An elderly man went to the doctor for a visit. "Doc," he says," I am so stricken. I have… -
Goober Line Painter
A goober who had been unemployed for several months got a job with Public Works. She was… -
Rescue Mom
My son Zachary, 4, came screaming out of the bathroom to tell me he'd dropped his… -
Excuses To Give When You Have Missed Work
~ I can't come in to work today because I'll be stalking my previous boss, who fired me… -
Tattoo Call
I couldn't help overhearing a man at a nearby pay phone. "I know it's something you… -
Crowded Bus
It was rush hour, and when the bus finally arrived, it was packed. I tried to force my… -
Cat T-Shirts
If cats wore t-shirts, here is what they might say. "Purrfection cannot be improved" "If… -
Worst Horse Ever
A jockey is in the parade ring discussing race tactics with the horse's trainer. The… -
Paper Eater
A minister delivered a sermon in ten minutes one Sunday morning, which was about half the… -
Lost Balloon
A man is flying in a hot air balloon and realizes he is lost. He reduces height and spots… -
Gym Oops
New to the United States, I was eager to meet people. So one day I struck up a…
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