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    Sick At Church

    Little Johnny was in church with his mom for Sunday Mass when he felt a sudden vomit…
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    Buying Shoes

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    Television Bloopers - British Style

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    Escaped Puppy

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    Walking on Water

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    Oarsmen News

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    Horse Batter

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    Speeding Juggler

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    Restroom Use Policy

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    Mess Sign

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    My Dog At It

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    Things Moms Would Never Say

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    Stupid Inventions

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    Dollar Math

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Howard came home from work one evening and there was his wife Miriam in the kitchen crying out loud.

"What's the matter, darling?" he asked her.

"I just don't know what to do," said Miriam. "Because we were eating in for a change, I cooked us a special dinner - but the dog has just eaten it."

"Don't worry," said Howard, "I'll get us another dog."

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