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    You Might be a Pastor If...

    ~ You've waded in a creek wearing a necktie.~ You've ever dreamed you were preaching only…
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    Hymns For The Aging

    *Hymns for the Aging* Precious Lord, Take my Hand (And Help Me Get Up) It is Well with My…
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    Van Problem

    The fist knocking on the door belonged to a cop. Bracing for the worst, the yard foreman…
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    Can Cure

    A man went to see his doctor because he was suffering from a miserable cold. His doctor…
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    Let Sleeping Dogs Lie

    One afternoon, I was in the backyard hanging the laundry when an old, tired-looking dog…
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    Senior Ailments

    A group of senior citizens were sitting around talking about their ailments: "My arms are…
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    Mess Cake

    The Chaplain had been assigned to the ship and he noticed how much grief the cooks (Mess…
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    Sarahella

    After watching the movie Cinderella, five-year-old Sarah started using her pinwheel as a…
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    Goober Motivation

    One day a goober was hiking up to an old camp. There was an outhouse along the way, so he…
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    Train Candy Bar

    Little Johnny and his friend Billy were on their very first train ride, with Billy's…
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    Steamed Goober

    Back in the good old days of steam engines, a goober who had spent his whole life in the…
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    Stork Reunion

    A man took his little boy to the zoo for the very first time. Each time they would see a…
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    Doctor's Advice

    A young man, fresh out of college, went to see his doctor one day. "Doc, there's…
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    Insurance

    * A lot of life insurance policies cost a great deal of money to maintain. But look on…
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    Starting To Date

    Alan asks, "I know you're crazy about that little daughter of yours, Steve. What are you…

My in-laws gave us a beautiful knife set--top quality.

The accompanying cutting board, however, was a different story.

On the wrapping around it was printed this warning: "Opening with sharp object may damage this product."

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