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    Officer Overboard

    On a U.S. cruiser the officer of the deck asked the starboard lookout, "What would you do…
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    Totally Out of Shape

    I feel like my body has gotten totally out of shape, so I got my doctor's permission to…
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    Executive Approval

    For many years I worked as a receptionist and switchboard operator at a busy company.…
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    Diagnosis

    The psychology instructor had just finished a lecture on mental health and was giving an…
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    Overdue Rent

    Walpole had lived in his loft for six months, and by now it was filled with the paintings…
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    Gift Excitement

    The small girl had recently received a new watch and some perfume, which she was very…
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    Dressing Down

    When I was 28, I was teaching English in a high school where occasionally the faculty and…
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    The English Language

    Lets face itEnglish is a stupid language.There is no egg in the eggplantNo ham in the…
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    Bat Delivery

    As the manager of our hospital's softball team, I was responsible for returning equipment…
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    Goober Operator

    My daughter called me at work to say I was to phone Ian at my bank. When I called, the…
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    Auction Parrot

    One day a man went to an auction. While there, he bid on a parrot. He really wanted this…
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    School Recommendation

    When I went with my daughter to visit a prestigious university, our student guide pointed…
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    Cat T-Shirts

    If cats wore t-shirts, here is what they might say. "Purrfection cannot be improved" "If…
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    Art That Sells

    An artist asked the gallery owner if there had been any recent interest in his paintings…

My in-laws gave us a beautiful knife set--top quality.

The accompanying cutting board, however, was a different story.

On the wrapping around it was printed this warning: "Opening with sharp object may damage this product."

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