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Officer Overboard

On a U.S. cruiser the officer of the deck asked the starboard lookout, "What would you do…
Totally Out of Shape

I feel like my body has gotten totally out of shape, so I got my doctor's permission to…
Executive Approval

For many years I worked as a receptionist and switchboard operator at a busy company.…
Diagnosis

The psychology instructor had just finished a lecture on mental health and was giving an…
Roadside Support
Overdue Rent

Walpole had lived in his loft for six months, and by now it was filled with the paintings…
Gift Excitement

The small girl had recently received a new watch and some perfume, which she was very…
Dressing Down

When I was 28, I was teaching English in a high school where occasionally the faculty and…
The English Language

Lets face itEnglish is a stupid language.There is no egg in the eggplantNo ham in the…
Bat Delivery

As the manager of our hospital's softball team, I was responsible for returning equipment…
Goober Operator

My daughter called me at work to say I was to phone Ian at my bank. When I called, the…
Auction Parrot

One day a man went to an auction. While there, he bid on a parrot. He really wanted this…
School Recommendation

When I went with my daughter to visit a prestigious university, our student guide pointed…
Cat T-Shirts

If cats wore t-shirts, here is what they might say. "Purrfection cannot be improved" "If…
Art That Sells

An artist asked the gallery owner if there had been any recent interest in his paintings…