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    Top Ten things Men Understand about Women

    1.2.3.4.5.6.7.8.9.10. Just smile and pass it on!
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    Steamed Goober

    Back in the good old days of steam engines, a goober who had spent his whole life in the…
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    One Carton and Six Eggs

    This is a story which is perfectly logical to all males: A wife asks her husband, "Could…
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    Corporate Change

    When the company I worked for had an employee-suggestion competition, I told my staff to…
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    Children At The Dinner Party

    During a dinner party, the hosts' two little children entered the dining room totally…
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    Pet Names

    Bernie was invited to his ageing friend's home for dinner. Morris, the host, preceded…
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    Australia Q & A

    These questions about Australia were posted on an Australian Tourism Website: the answers…
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    Rescue Mom

    My son Zachary, 4, came screaming out of the bathroom to tell me he'd dropped his…
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    Newlywed Compromise

    For our first New Year's together as a married couple, my wife offered me a choice of…
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    Hiring Slogans

    Beware of Companies With These Hiring Slogans:"JOIN OUR FAST-PACED COMPANY": We have no…
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    Check Up

    A man goes to a doctor for a physical checkup. The nurse starts with certain basic items.…
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    Frog in Pocket

    A guy is taking a walk and sees a frog on the side of the road. As he comes closer, the…
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    Found Money

    An elderly married couple who were childhood sweethearts and had settled down in their…
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    Revocation of Independence

    Remember when the US election took so long to decide back in November of 2000? Here's a…
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    School Daze

    It was at the end of the school year, and a kindergarten teacher was receiving gifts from…

My in-laws gave us a beautiful knife set--top quality.

The accompanying cutting board, however, was a different story.

On the wrapping around it was printed this warning: "Opening with sharp object may damage this product."

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