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    Tough Kids

    Three little boys were bragging about how tough they were."I'm so tough", said the first…
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    Morning March

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    Helpful Executive

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    You Are A Bad Cook If…

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    How To Lose Your First Case

    A young lawyer, just out of Law School, was pleading his first case in South Carolina. A…
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    Best Out Of Office Replies

    Best Out Of Office Replies1. I am currently out at a job interview and will reply to you…
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    Long Sermon Feedback

    After a very long and boring sermon the parishioners filed out of the church saying…
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    Plane Pontoons

    Tiring of the inconvenience of the drive from airport to country cottage, a man equipped…
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    Young Businessman

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    Cat Sitting

    One night while I was cat-sitting my daughter's indoor feline, it escaped outside. When…
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    Vet Bills

    While waiting at the veterinarian's office, I overheard two women chatting about their…
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    Its On The Way

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    Healthful Place

    Mr. Peterson, a tourist from Toronto, arrived in Barbados. In an airport taxi cab,…
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    Worker Ants

    The teacher was giving her class of seven-year-olds a natural history lesson. "Worker…

My in-laws gave us a beautiful knife set--top quality.

The accompanying cutting board, however, was a different story.

On the wrapping around it was printed this warning: "Opening with sharp object may damage this product."

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