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    Goodbye From George

    George had died. His lawyer is standing before the family and reads out his Last Will and…
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    Late For Class

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    Goober Widow

    A woman brought an old picture of her dead husband, wearing a hat, to the photographer.…
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    First Words

    The eight-year old boy had never spoken a word-ever. One afternoon, as he sat eating his…
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    Dinosaur Highway

    A goober was taking the tour of a national park not long ago. The ranger mentioned to the…
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    Dieting Buddies

    Mary announced that she was going to start a diet to lose some pounds she had put on…
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    Maritime Museum

    Some midshipmen were tasked at the maritime museum to do the "dirty work" of restoring a…
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    Resume Cover Letters

    These were taken from real Resumes and Cover Letters, and were printed in "Fortune"…
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    Business Report

    My company had a successful year, and at the annual meeting, employees eagerly awaited…
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    The Haircut

    A young man had just gotten his driving permit. He asked his father, who was a minister,…
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    Duelling Judges

    Tyler and Katz, two judges, were each arrested on speeding charges. When they arrived in…
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    Family Records

    The following was overheard at a recent high society party..."My ancestry goes all the…
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    Goober Flight Lesson

    A goober went to a flight school, insisting she wanted to learn to fly that day. As all…
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    "If It" Office Advice

    If it rings, answer it. Talk kindly. If it clanks, call the repairman. If it whistles,…
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    Centipede Snack

    A guy was lonely and so he decided life would be more fun if he had a pet. So he went to…

My in-laws gave us a beautiful knife set--top quality.

The accompanying cutting board, however, was a different story.

On the wrapping around it was printed this warning: "Opening with sharp object may damage this product."

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