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    Hymns For The Aging

    *Hymns for the Aging* Precious Lord, Take my Hand (And Help Me Get Up) It is Well with My…
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    Just Visiting Here

    The tall, handsome, confident gentleman walked over to the girl and made a disparaging…
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    A Few Fishing Definitions

    HOOK - (1) A curved piece of metal used to catch fish. (2) A clever advertisement used to…
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    Got the Munchies?

    Mrs. Jones had been steadfast in her local congregation for many years and that is why…
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    Little Tim's Goldfish

    Little Tim was in the garden filling in a hole when his neighbor peered over the fence.…
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    Without Glasses

    Soon after our last child left home for college, my husband was resting next to me on the…
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    Stuffed Pockets

    A small boy stunned his parents after church one Sunday when he began to empty his…
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    Check Your Bill

    A corporate executive received a monthly bill from the law firm that was handling a big…
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    A Brother Names the Babies

    A pregnant woman from Washington, D.C., (whose husband was out of the country) gets in a…
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    Control and Escape

    The computer company my wife works for distributed a corporate clothing catalogue that…
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    English Time

    In my English-as-a-second-language class, I explained the difference between a watch and…
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    Laws of Computing

    *Laws of Computing* * When computing, whatever happens, behave as though you meant it to…
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    Picnic Passions

    A Jewish rabbi and a Catholic priest met at the town's annual 4th of July picnic. Old…
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    Cute Nurses

    My nursing colleague was preparing an intravenous line for a 15-year-old male patient.…
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    Senior Ailments

    A group of senior citizens were sitting around talking about their ailments: "My arms are…

My in-laws gave us a beautiful knife set--top quality.

The accompanying cutting board, however, was a different story.

On the wrapping around it was printed this warning: "Opening with sharp object may damage this product."

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