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    Signs That Old Age Might Be Creeping Up On You

    Your favorite section of the newspaper is "25 Years Ago Today."The parts that have…
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    Funny Boss

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    Expecting

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    Crate of Chickens

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    Lariat Training

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    Ashes

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    Perfectly Made

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    Rodentially Clean

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    Yard Sale Anger

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    Forgetting Something

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    Mirror Honesty

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    New Year's Football vs. Dinner

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    More Laws of Life

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    Murphy's Laws of Law Enforcement

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    Water Dorm

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My mother works in a laboratory and is responsible for keeping tissue cultures alive. So that she won't forget, she writes "feed cells" on her calendar. One day she noticed that someone had scribbled in "take cells for a walk."

By the end of the month, a number of anonymous reminders had been added: "Take cells to Disneyland," "Cells on vacation," "Cells back" and, on Yom Kippur, "Jewish cells get the day off."

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