logo

sign-up-for-free-cybersalt-today-button

Laboratory Cells

My mother works in a laboratory and is responsible for keeping tissue cultures alive. So that she won't forget, she writes "feed cells" on her calendar. One day she noticed that someone had scribbled in "take cells for a walk."

By the end of the month, a number of anonymous reminders had been added: "Take cells to Disneyland," "Cells on vacation," "Cells back" and, on Yom Kippur, "Jewish cells get the day off."

Powered By JFBConnect

More Jokes

  • doctor office

    Little Voice

    A man walks into his doctor's office and says, "Doctor, I've eaten something that…
  • Default Image

    Insurance Reflection

    Bill's barn burned down, and his wife Polly called the insurance company.Polly told the…
  • thermometer

    How Cold is it?

    An annotated thermometer: (degrees Fahrenheit, then Celsius) +50 / +10* New York tenants…
  • Default Image

    Baseball Class

    A profesor at the University of Pennsylvania was known for giving boring, cliche-ridden…
  • Default Image

    Fried Eggs

    A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband.Suddenly her husband burst…
  • Default Image

    Personalized Plate

    While waiting in line at the Department of Vehicle Services for my personalized license…
  • Default Image

    Information Assistance

    "Information. Can I help you?" "I'd like the number of the Theater Guild, please." "One…
  • Default Image

    How To Please Your I.T. Department

    How To Please Your I.T. Department [A quick check list for those who need to make…
  • Default Image

    Ignored Phone

    The boss was very exasperated with his new secretary. She ignored the telephone when it…
  • Default Image

    Breakfast Call

    When my son was in the ninth grade, we reluctantly agreed to let him move into the…
  • Default Image

    Buying Shoes

    A man walked into a shoe store, and tried on a pair of shoes."How do they feel?" asked…
  • Default Image

    Keep Your Seat

    A radical feminist is getting on a bus when, just in front of her, a man gets up from his…
  • Default Image

    Casket Comment

    A young minister, in the first days of his first parish, was obliged to call upon the…
  • Default Image

    New Russian

    I just returned from a mission trip in Belarus, where we were building churches. My…
  • couple argue

    5 Toughest Questions Women Ask Men

    1. What are you thinking about?2. Do you love me?3. Do I look fat?4. Do you think she is…