logo

sign-up-for-free-cybersalt-today-button

More Jokes

  • Default Image

    Goober In Library

    A goober walked up to the front desk of the library and said, "I borrowed a book last…
  • Default Image

    No Hero of Mine

    "King David used to be a hero of mine, but not anymore," little Brodie told his mother…
  • Default Image

    Police Report

    A motorist collided with a cow. The questions and answers on the police report were: Q -…
  • Default Image

    Hymns for Speeders

    Now, for those who speed on the highway - a few hymns for you: 45 mph.................God…
  • Default Image

    Ever Driven a Honda?

    A biker is riding a new motorcycle on the highway. While passing a car, he knocks on the…
  • Default Image

    Happy Birthday Elsie

    I play pinochle regularly with seven other women, most of whom are 70 or older. Recently…
  • Default Image

    Mr. Scwartz

    Mr. Schwartz was the oldest of 7 children, so he had to quit school and work to help…
  • Default Image

    Sunday Paper

    "Where's my Sunday paper?!" the irate customer calling the newspaper office loudly…
  • Default Image

    I'm Not Sure

    When my grandson asked me how old I was, I teasingly replied, "I'm not sure.""Look in…
  • Default Image

    One Question Interview

    A handyman, who was working for a Synagogue, had asked for a raise and was turned down.…
  • Default Image

    In Charge

    One evening a preschooler, Krystal, and her parents were sitting on the couch chatting.…
  • Default Image

    Tennis Talk

    A manager was told by his doctor to take up some sport for exercise so he decided to play…
  • Default Image

    Elf Pet Peeves

    ~ Ever since they hit the big time, those Keebler Elves act like we don't exist.~ Santa…
  • Default Image

    Vice President Pride

    Tom was so excited about his promotion to Vice President of the company he worked for and…
  • Default Image

    The Next One

    After a young couple brought their new baby home, the wife suggested that her husband…

golf teeIt was a sunny Saturday morning, and Murray was beginning his pre-shot routine, visualizing his upcoming shot when a voice came over the clubhouse loudspeaker. "Would the gentleman on the Ladies tee back up to the men's tee, please!"

Murray was still deep in his routine, seemingly oblivious to the interruption.

Again the announcement, "Would the MAN on the WOMEN'S tee, kindly back up to the men's tee!"

Murray had had enough. He broke his stance, lowered his driver back to the ground and shouted, "Would the announcer in the clubhouse kindly be quiet and let me play my second shot?"

Powered By JFBConnect