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    Birth Wharp

    Stationed in Okinawa, Japan, my son and his wife were expecting their first baby. I was…
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    Tim Robbed

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    Goober Vacuum

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    Afraid To Cross

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    Wayward Cessna

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    Breakfast Call

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    Open Mouth, Insert Foot

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    Reasons Not To Wash

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    Valentine's Day

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    Things Learned From Children

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    Anniversary Card

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    Remembering Names

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    Top Ten Gift Comments

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    Bonus

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    Battle Of The Dogs

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An airliner is coming into land at an airport obscured by fog.  Visibility is practically nil, the ILS system is on the blink, so the pilot has to land on wits alone.  "Flaps, check," he says to the co-pilot, "Landing Gear, check. Altitude, check. Right, we're going in. Hold on."

The plane lands and comes to a screeching, grinding halt; just short of the edge of the runway.  "Wow!" exclaims the pilot, "This must be the shortest runway I've ever landed on!"

The co-pilot looks left and right and says "Yeah, and about the widest, too..."

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