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    Turtle Ears

    Tradition here in the office is to keep a notepad with the punch lines from the various…
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    Simple Support

    Last week my wife and I purchased a new computer. We ran into some difficulties while…
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    MIT PHD

    There's the story about the MIT student who spent an entire summer going to Harvard…
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    Hasty Departure

    A young ensign had nearly completed his first overseas tour of sea duty when he was given…
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    Excerpts from Pet Diaries

    From the Dog.Day number 1808:00 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!9:30 am - OH BOY! A…
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    Golf desire

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    Pessimistic Friend

    An avid duck hunter was in the market for a new bird dog. His search ended when he found…
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    Arguing

    The other day, Nancy and I got into some petty argument. (I say it was petty. She would…
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    Walk-in Scream

    A woman went to a walk-in clinic, where she was seen by a young, new doctor. After about…
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    2 Sunday School Lessons

    *Sunday School Lesson #1*A Sunday School teacher challenged her children to take some…
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    Checking Newbie

    Her teenage son was having trouble mastering the fine points of balancing his new…
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    Coffee Choices

    In our home we tend to get the children to help out. One day our youngest son came in to…
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    Learn Those Numbers

    The teacher asked one of her young students if he knew his numbers. "Yes," he said. "I…
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    Another Try - Things You Never Want to Hear the Exterminator Say

    Things You Never Want to Hear the Exterminator Say...20. You know, when you build your…
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    Lunch On The Bank

    A pastor and two of his deacons are out on the river fishing in their rowboat. Twelve…

An airliner is coming into land at an airport obscured by fog.  Visibility is practically nil, the ILS system is on the blink, so the pilot has to land on wits alone.  "Flaps, check," he says to the co-pilot, "Landing Gear, check. Altitude, check. Right, we're going in. Hold on."

The plane lands and comes to a screeching, grinding halt; just short of the edge of the runway.  "Wow!" exclaims the pilot, "This must be the shortest runway I've ever landed on!"

The co-pilot looks left and right and says "Yeah, and about the widest, too..."

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