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    Mowing the Lawn

    I was trying to mow the lawn before my husband got home from work, but our electric lawn…
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    *Food Spoilage Tests For Bachelors*

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    Finest Equipment

    Morris had been playing golf for years, and he had the finest equipment, but his…
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    Full Pockets

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    Home Mechanic Tools

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    Gardening Help

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    Circle Stand

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    Hunting Pairs

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    Heavenly Music

    I attend a small village church in rural PA. On any given Sunday, we may have six or…
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    Senior Driver

    As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang.Answering, he heard…
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    Last Minute Turkey

    It's the day before Thanksgiving and the butcher is just locking up when a man pounds on…
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    Cake Disaster

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    Ten Things A Cat Thinks About

    *Ten Things A Cat Thinks About*1. I could have sworn I heard the can opener.2. Is there…
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    Words Per Day

    Abraham was reading an article out loud to his wife. "Did you know that women use about…
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    Taste It

    One afternoon a waiter served a bowl of chicken soup to an elderly gentleman. As he…

A friend and I were standing in line at a fast-food restaurant, waiting to place our order.

There was a big sign posted. "No bills larger than $20 will be accepted."

The woman in front of us, pointing to the sign, remarked, "Believe me, if I HAD a bill larger than $20, I wouldn't be eating here."

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