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    Wedding Vows

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    Kid Quotes

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    Mommy Test

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    Dog Breeding Made Absurd

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    Turn Around

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    Delete Button

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    Mother Tongue

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    Altar Call

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    Shakespearean in Dallas

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A friend and I were standing in line at a fast-food restaurant, waiting to place our order.

There was a big sign posted. "No bills larger than $20 will be accepted."

The woman in front of us, pointing to the sign, remarked, "Believe me, if I HAD a bill larger than $20, I wouldn't be eating here."

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