logo

sign-up-for-free-cybersalt-today-button

Last Marathon

Last year I entered the New York City Marathon. The race started and immediately I was the last of the runners. It was embarrassing.

The guy who was in front of me, second to last, was making fun of me. He said, "Hey buddy, how does it feel to be last?"

I replied: "You really want to know?"

Then I dropped out of the race.
Powered By JFBConnect

More Jokes

  • Default Image

    You Know You're a Northerner When

    You know you're a northerner when...~ you know the 4 seasons - winter, still winter, not…
  • Default Image

    Road Closed

    Signs warning of closed roadways are frequently ignored in rural Minnesota, so highway…
  • child girl 1

    Mommy Test

    I was out walking with my then 4 year old daughter. She picked up something off the…
  • Default Image

    Hot Fishing Spot

    Two goobers go fishing. They catch a lot of fish and return to the shore. 1st goober: I…
  • parrot

    Parrot Attitude

    A young man named John received a parrot as a gift. The parrot had a bad attitude and an…
  • Default Image

    Laboratory Cells

    My mother works in a laboratory and is responsible for keeping tissue cultures alive. So…
  • Default Image

    Traffice Warning

    As he was driving home from work, a man in a rural community was stopped by a local…
  • Default Image

    Enjoyment of Food

    Old Abraham was a poor tailor whose shop was next door to a very upscale French…
  • Default Image

    No Chat Excuse

    After a close friend moved away, we began to communicate by computer. We met each week in…
  • Default Image

    Question and Answer

    A college student in a philosophy class was taking his first examination.On the paper…
  • Default Image

    Blind Date

    After being with his blind date all evening, the man couldn't take another minute with…
  • Default Image

    Stolen Turkey

    Ducking into confession with a turkey in his arms, Brian said, "Forgive me, Father, for I…
  • Default Image

    Newbie Preacher

    A newly appointed young preacher was contacted by the local funeral director to hold a…
  • A funny joke about marriage

    Shoebox Doilies

    As a new bride, Aunt Edna moved into the small home on her husband's ranch near…
  • Default Image

    Politically Correct Statements for a New Century

    Your bedroom isn't cluttered, it's just "passage restrictive." Kids don't get grounded…