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A New Mom took her baby daughter to the supermarket for the first time.  She dressed her in pink from head to toe.  At the store, she placed her in the shopping cart and put her purchases around her.

At the checkout line a small boy and his mother were ahead of them.
The child was crying and begging for some special treat.  He wants some candy or gum and his mother won't let him have any, she thought.

Then she heard his mother's reply.

"No!" she said, looking in her direction.  "You may not have a baby sister today.  That lady got the last one!"

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