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Details: Written by Pastor Tim; Published: 13 October 2008

A guy shows up late for work. The boss yells "You should have been here at 8:30!"

He replies: "Why? What happened at 8:30?"

Created: 13 October 2008

Last Updated: 13 July 2011

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