logo

sign-up-for-free-cybersalt-today-button

More Jokes

  • Default Image

    As It Lies

    Bill and Bob, longtime golfing buddies, were involved in a match-play contest with the…
  • Default Image

    Real 911 Calls

    Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What is your emergency?Caller: I heard what sounded like gunshots…
  • Default Image

    Service

    A woman walked up to the manager of a department store."Are you hiring any help?" she…
  • Default Image

    Actual Hiker Comments

    These are actual comments left last year on Forest Service registration sheets and…
  • Default Image

    Technical Terms for the Strictly Amish

    Log on: making a wood stove hotterLog off: don't add no more woodMonitor: keeping an eye…
  • Default Image

    Manager's Project Buzzword Tool

    Are you a manager and behind in your team's project? Here is a handy tool for helping you…
  • Default Image

    Zoo Thank You

    As a volunteer who conducts educational tours of the Zoo, Sally occasionally receives…
  • Default Image

    Shopping Bags

    It was very crowded at the supermarket, and the customer in front of me had a large…
  • Default Image

    Change Reply

    Corporal Conroy needed to use a pay phone, but didn't have change for a dollar. He saw…
  • roller coaster

    The Difference of a Year

    Our seven-year-old daughter was thrilled when we took her to Disney World for the first…
  • Default Image

    Vacuous Goober

    It was her turn. She rolled the dice and she landed on "Science & Nature."Her question…
  • antique gas pumps

    Looking Funny

    According to statistics, last year over 17 million American families paid a lot of money…
  • Default Image

    Everything is Wonderful

    Everything is WonderfulMy face in the mirrorIsn't wrinkled or drawn.My house isn't…
  • computer keyboard

    I.T. Department Computer Problem Self-Report Form

    *I.T. Department Computer Problem Self-Report Form* 1. Describe your problem:…
  • Default Image

    Keyboard Jockey Exercise

    For those keyboard jockeys (those with jobs that require sitting at a computer all day)…
Charley, a new retiree greeter at Wal-Mart, just couldn't seem to get to work on time.

Every day he was 5, 10, 15 minutes late. But he was a good worker, really tidy, clean-shaven, sharp minded and a real credit to the company and obviously demonstrating their "Older Person Friendly" policies. One day the boss called him into the office for a talk. "Charley, I have to tell you, I like your work ethic, you do a bang up job, but your being late so often is quite bothersome."

"Yes, I know boss, and I am working on it."

''Well good, you are a team player. That's what I like to hear. It's odd though your coming in late. I know you're retired from the Armed Forces.

What did they say if you came in late there?"

''They said, 'Good morning, General, can I get you coffee, sir?'''
Powered By JFBConnect