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    Tim Robbed

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    Your Dog's New Year's Resolutions

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    Famous Last Words

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    Top 10 Signs Your Vet Bill Is Going To Require Financing

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    Grandma Thanks

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    Ad Woes

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    Penguin Breakdown

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    Helping Daddy

    One day a young boy ran crying to his mother and rubbing his behind. His mother said,…
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    Almost Redialed

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    College Laundry

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    Goober Painter

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    Remember The Elderly

    The following is a letter received by a pastor from an 86 year old lady. The lady…
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    Just Pretend

    Although this married couple enjoyed their new fishing boat together, it was the husband…
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    Ugly Baby

    A woman got on a bus holding a baby. The bus driver said, "That's the ugliest baby I've…
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    Employment History

    To pass the time while our plane was being de-iced, the flight attendants played a trivia…

Harry came into the office an hour late for the third time in a week. "What's the story this time, Harry?" his boss asked sarcastically. "Let's hear a good excuse for a change."

Harry sighed, "Everything went wrong this morning, boss. The wife decided to drive me to the station. She got ready in ten minutes, but then the draw bridge got stuck. I swam across the river--see, my suit's still damp--ran out to the airport, got a ride on Mr. Trump's helicopter, landed on top of Radio City Music Hall, and was carried here piggyback by one of the Rockettes."

"You'll have to do better than that, Harry," said the boss. "No woman can get ready in ten minutes!"

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