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    In the Bag

    I had an offer from a large company and they offered to fly me out to the meeting on…
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    Time To Wave

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    New Employee Orientation

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    Duelling Barbers

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    Insured Voice

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    Hashing It Out

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    Golf Survey

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    Lost Bible

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    Important Political Decisions

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    Late Excuse

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    If Airlines Sold Paint

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    Another Virus Warning

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    Goobers In Ditch

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    Work Prayer

    Confiding in a co-worker, I told her about a problem in our office and my fear that I…
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    Fathering

    A man speaks frantically into the phone, "My wife is pregnant, and her contractions are…

A young girl, dressed in her Sunday best, was running as fast as she could to Sunday school.  As she ran, she prayed, "Dear Lord, please don't let me be late!  Dear Lord, please don't let me be ate!"......at which moment she tripped on a curb and fell, getting her clothes dirty and tearing her dress.

She got up, brushed herself off, and started running again, praying, "Dear Lord, please don't let me be late!  Dear Lord, please don't let me be late!  ......But DON'T SHOVE me."

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