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    Your Turn

    A woman stood inside the front door, her arms full of coats. Four small children scurried…
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    Home Mechanic Tools

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    Record Store

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    Marine Mines

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    Rich Guy

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    How To Photograph A New Puppy

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    Amateur Photographer

    An amateur photographer was invited to dinner with friends, and he took along a few…
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    Does It Hurt?

    When I was a mother's helper, the mom of the family I worked for sat with her three…
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    Quarter Back

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    Combination Faith

    The temporary Sunday School teacher was struggling to open a combination lock on the…
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    Back In Office

    When I became a licensed chiropractor, I moved back to my hometown and soon had a…
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    One Hard Question

    There was a student who wanted to be admitted to the University.He was smart enough to…
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    That Line Thing

    If you work with someone like this, you have my condolences. One of our servers crashed.…
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    Sleeping Leg

    A lady had been exposed to strep and needed to visit the doctor's office just to have her…

A young girl, dressed in her Sunday best, was running as fast as she could to Sunday school.  As she ran, she prayed, "Dear Lord, please don't let me be late!  Dear Lord, please don't let me be ate!"......at which moment she tripped on a curb and fell, getting her clothes dirty and tearing her dress.

She got up, brushed herself off, and started running again, praying, "Dear Lord, please don't let me be late!  Dear Lord, please don't let me be late!  ......But DON'T SHOVE me."

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