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    Bath Note

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    Sunday School Trap

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    Tired Son

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    Thank-you Notes

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    Mule Solution

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    Quantum Date

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    Late For Sunday School

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    Never Be Late

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    Vicar's Surprise

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    Forgotten Watch

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A young girl, dressed in her Sunday best, was running as fast as she could to Sunday school.  As she ran, she prayed, "Dear Lord, please don't let me be late!  Dear Lord, please don't let me be ate!"......at which moment she tripped on a curb and fell, getting her clothes dirty and tearing her dress.

She got up, brushed herself off, and started running again, praying, "Dear Lord, please don't let me be late!  Dear Lord, please don't let me be late!  ......But DON'T SHOVE me."

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