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    Sore Knee

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    Martha Raye, Stewardess

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    No Contraband

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    Missed Call

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    Shower Music

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    Gnashing of Teeth

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    Elementary Motherhood

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    Quips to Ponder

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    Leaky Roof

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    Backwoods Labor

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    Travelling Too Light

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    Corporate Listening

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    Didn't See That Coming

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My husband, Cal, grew increasingly displeased as our teenage daughter and her boyfriend studied in her room late one evening. Finally losing patience shortly after midnight, he knocked sharply on her door. Her boyfriend immediately opened it and asked if something was wrong.

"I have to ask you to move your car," Cal told him.

"Oh, sure. Is it in someone's way?"

"No," Cal replied, "it's at the wrong address."

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