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    Ahh, Tourists

    A lady on her first visit to Yellowstone National Park said to her guide, "Look at all…
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    Overworked

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    Take Two Instead

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    Chair Philosophy

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    NTSB Report on Flight 1549

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    Prescription Check

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    Ready, Set, Go

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    Dog Report

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    What's Good Tonight

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    Reversal of Fortune

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    24 Pigs

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    Computer Career

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    The Company Car

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    A Man's Guide to What A Woman Is Saying

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    Crash Report

    As he reviewed pilot crash reports, my Air Force military science professor stumbled upon…

My husband, Cal, grew increasingly displeased as our teenage daughter and her boyfriend studied in her room late one evening. Finally losing patience shortly after midnight, he knocked sharply on her door. Her boyfriend immediately opened it and asked if something was wrong.

"I have to ask you to move your car," Cal told him.

"Oh, sure. Is it in someone's way?"

"No," Cal replied, "it's at the wrong address."

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