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    Dollar Math

    "If you had one dollar and you asked your father for another, how many dollars would you…
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    Repeat Position

    A lifeboat was called out to rescue a yacht in trouble. The coastguard, trying to get the…
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    Goober Motivation

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    French Dream

    A boy was having a lot of difficulty in French class.To encourage him, his teacher said,…
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    Computer Career

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    Ladder Borrow

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    Collect Call

    My mother was away all weekend at a business conference.During a break, she decided to…
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    Dining In

    My husband and I both work, so our family eats out a lot.Recently, when we were having a…
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    Instrument Test

    I'm a middle school band teacher, and I match students to instruments by testing them on…
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    Fee Surprise

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    Fish Tattoo

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    Light Confusion

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    Board Meeting

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    How the Media Would Cover the Apocalypse

    How the Media Would Cover the Apocalypse USA Today:WE'RE DEAD The Wall Street Journal:DOW…
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    Attainable New Year's Resolutions

    This year, I resolve to... - Gain weight; at least 30 pounds. - Stop exercising; waste of…
"Minutus cantorum, minutus balorum, minutus carborata descendum pantorum."
(A little song, a little dance, a little seltzer down your pants.)

"Domino vobiscum."
(The pizza guy's here.)

"Sharpei diem."
(Seize the Wrinkled Dog.)

"Motorolus interruptus."
(Hold on, I'm going into a tunnel.)

"Bodicus mutilatimus, unemploymi forevercus."
(Better take the nose ring out before the job interview.)

"Nunc Tutus Exitus Computarus."
(It's Now Safe To Turn Off Your Computer.)

"Tempo Waturim."
(I drove my Ford off a bridge.)

"Litigata Ergo Sum."
(I sue, therefore I am.)

"Et tu, pluribus unum?"
(The government just stabbed me in the back!)

"Cavett Emptor."
(Beware, Dick Cavett could still make a comeback.)
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