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    Young Love

    One night at the dinner table, the wife commented, "When we were first married, you took…
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    Learn Those Numbers

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    When Aging Reality Sets In

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    Coffee, No Cream

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    What Mom's Really Want

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    Goober Y2K Date Change Project Status:

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    Rare Bible

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    Questions

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    The Head Hog

    The secretary picked up the phone and heard a very "countryfied" voice on the other end…
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    Not as Bad as They Say

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    More Bulletin Bloopers

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    Bank Line

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    Engine Failure

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    White Gloves

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    Notice

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"Minutus cantorum, minutus balorum, minutus carborata descendum pantorum."
(A little song, a little dance, a little seltzer down your pants.)

"Domino vobiscum."
(The pizza guy's here.)

"Sharpei diem."
(Seize the Wrinkled Dog.)

"Motorolus interruptus."
(Hold on, I'm going into a tunnel.)

"Bodicus mutilatimus, unemploymi forevercus."
(Better take the nose ring out before the job interview.)

"Nunc Tutus Exitus Computarus."
(It's Now Safe To Turn Off Your Computer.)

"Tempo Waturim."
(I drove my Ford off a bridge.)

"Litigata Ergo Sum."
(I sue, therefore I am.)

"Et tu, pluribus unum?"
(The government just stabbed me in the back!)

"Cavett Emptor."
(Beware, Dick Cavett could still make a comeback.)
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