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    Good Doctors

    A fellow was asked if there were any good doctors is his home town. "Good doctors!" he…
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    Plus or Minus One

    In a contest in The Washington Post, readers were asked to take an expression using a…
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    Grandma and Computer

    The computer's swallowed grandmaYes' honestly' its true.She pressed 'control' and…
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    Happy Eggs

    One Sunday morning, while stationed at Osan Air Base in South Korea, I was in line for…
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    Checking In

    Brad and Mike are two old retired widowers who reside close to each other and do constant…
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    A Father's Method

    A loaded SUV pulled in to the only remaining campsite. Four children leapt from the…
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    Golf Meditations

    If you really want to get better at golf, go back and take it up at a much earlier age.…
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    Surgeon Feedback

    Surgeons invited to dinner parties are often asked to carve the meat -- or worse yet, to…
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    Bank Arrangements

    Who knows if this is true. Just the same, it's funny!I am told that a 98-year-old woman…
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    Gardening Help

    An old man living alone in South Armagh, whose only son was in Long Kesh Prison, didn't…
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    Cub Reporter

    The newspaper editor was instructing the cub reporter in important details of his…
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    Smart Bus

    My name is Pastor Jerry Evenson. I pastor a small church in central Idaho on an Indian…
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    Vet Come Back

    Dr. Cutter is the local Veterinarian, known for his wry humor. He surpassed himself one…
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    Sore Mover

    Co-workers sympathized as my mother complained that her back was really sore from moving…
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    Your Cat's New Year's Resolutions

    My human will never let me eat their pet hamster, and I am at peace with that. I will not…
"Minutus cantorum, minutus balorum, minutus carborata descendum pantorum."
(A little song, a little dance, a little seltzer down your pants.)

"Domino vobiscum."
(The pizza guy's here.)

"Sharpei diem."
(Seize the Wrinkled Dog.)

"Motorolus interruptus."
(Hold on, I'm going into a tunnel.)

"Bodicus mutilatimus, unemploymi forevercus."
(Better take the nose ring out before the job interview.)

"Nunc Tutus Exitus Computarus."
(It's Now Safe To Turn Off Your Computer.)

"Tempo Waturim."
(I drove my Ford off a bridge.)

"Litigata Ergo Sum."
(I sue, therefore I am.)

"Et tu, pluribus unum?"
(The government just stabbed me in the back!)

"Cavett Emptor."
(Beware, Dick Cavett could still make a comeback.)
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