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    Rules for Choosing a Super Hero Name

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    Fine Request

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    Translated Golf

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    Fourth Grade Logic

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lawn ornamentsCustomer at a counter of a lawn ornament shop:

"Give me four of those pinwheels, two of those pink flamingos, two of the sunflowers, and one of those bent-over grandma in bloomers."

Cashier reply's:

"That'll be eight dollars for the pinwheels, ten dollars for the flamingos, six dollars for the sunflowers, and an apology to my wife!"

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