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    Are You a Policeman?

    A tourist asks a man in uniform, "Are you a policeman?""No, I am an undercover…
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    Corporate America in the 90's

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    Tag Fad

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    A Man's Guide to What A Woman Is Saying

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    Signs of Aging

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    Possessed Computer?

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    Bedtime Suggestion

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    Shoebox Doilies

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    Wedding Pass

    A friend of mine joined the Navy and soon after had to attend a wedding. He asked an…
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    Finest Equipment

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    Judge's Watch

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    Serious Shopper

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    Windshield Wiper Quit

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    Healthy Life

    In the smoking-car the conversation turned to the merits and demerits of various ways of…
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    Top Ten Signs You're in for a Long Sermon

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There is the Law of Gravity - And then, there is the Law of Parenthood

A child's behavior will improve in proportion to the distance she is away from the parent.

Two is equal to two, except when referring to time. Two minutes of tantrum lasts 20 times as long as two minutes of quiet time.

The choice of a preschooler's best friend corresponds directly to the distance the friend lives from your house.

A child's enjoyment of a popular entertainment will be inversely proportionate to the parent's enjoyment.

The chance of a surprise visit by your parents-in-law is directly proportional to the size of the mess in your home.

A child will always eat exactly what she has loved for the past year unless it is the only food in the fridge.

The ease with which a toddler acquires the ability to say a word increases with its likelihood to embarrass a sailor.

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