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    Cover All Exits!

    During a bank robbery the police chief told the sergeant to cover all exits so the…
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    Dog Tricks

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    Johnny In The Garden

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    More Bulletin Bloopers

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    Two-Part Question

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    Vow Changes

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    Windy Walk

    So George goes out on a really windy night to walk over and visit his friend Sam, who is…
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    Takes One To Know One

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    Bagel Storm

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    Border Declaration

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    Class Reunions

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    Kids and Cliches

    I teach fourth grade in Ventura County, California. As a fun assignment, I gave the…
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    Grandma and Computer

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    Golf Meditations

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    Pet Hotline

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*Laws of Parenting*

1. The later you stay up, the earlier your child will wake up the next morning.

2. For a child to become clean, something else must become dirty.

3. Toys multiply to fill any space available.

4. The longer it takes you to make a meal, the less your child will like it.

5. Yours is always the only child who doesn't behave.

6. If the shoe fits...it's expensive.

7. The surest way to get something done is to tell a child not to do it.

8. The gooier the food, the more likely it is to end up on the carpet.

9. Backing the car out of the driveway causes your child to have to go to the bathroom.

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