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    Natural Antibiotic

    While serving as associate pastor in a church in the California gold country, I had an…
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    Tea For Two

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    Actual Church Bulletin Bloopers

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    Things My Mother Taught Me

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    Cell Phone Flight Call

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    Modern Tool Reality

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    Four Little Words

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    Behavior Modification

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    Pop Please

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    Cheap Gas

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    Burglar and Vicar

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    Forgetfulness

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    Basement Pitch

    The telephone solicitor selling basement waterproofing must have thought she'd died and…
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    Words to Ponder

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    Application

    An applicant was filling out a job application. When he came to the question, "Have you…

When my mother was called for jury duty, she felt confident of her Ability to answer the questions asked of prospective jurors.

As a young attorney, I had filled her in on what to expect.

Asked about the occupations of family members, Mom answered, "My son is a lawyer."

As a follow-up, she was asked if she had ever used the services of an attorney.

"Only to mow my lawn."

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