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A man went into a shoe repair store in his hometown that he had not been in for almost twenty years.  He found everything just the way he remembered it.  He went up to the counter and asked the man about a pair of shoes that he had left there for heel repair almost 20 years ago.

"One minute.  I'll check." replied the man A few minutes later, the repair man came back.

"Well..." asked the man "They'll be ready Tuesday."

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