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    Signs you aren't very competent with a computer

    Signs you aren't very competent with a computer: - You've backed-up your desktop by…
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    Church Bulletin Bloopers

    The following have all genuinely appeared in church bulletins!* Next weekend's Fasting &…
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    High Blood Pressure

    A woman goes to the doctor for her yearly physical. The nurse starts with certain basic…
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    Listening In

    A long time ago, before the days of cell phones, I needed to call home, and the only pay…
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    A Dollar Per Point

    A professor was giving a big test one day to his students. He handed out all of the tests…
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    Tub Baptism

    A friend of mine took her four-year-old daughter to a baptismal service at her church.…
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    Pink Humvees

    Our division had to repaint our Humvees to a sand color for Desert Storm. The result was…
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    Sayings About Aging

    Thoughts on Growing Old ~ Maybe it's true that life begins at fifty. But everything else…
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    More Dog Quotes

    "If your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough exercise" -Unknown "In dog years, I'm…
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    Golf Meditations

    If you really want to get better at golf, go back and take it up at a much earlier age.…
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    Withheld Pay

    After being laid off from five different jobs in four months, my Uncle Joe was hired by a…
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    Vice President of Peas

    Tom was so excited about his promotion to Vice President of the company he worked for and…
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    Bank Call

    One of my jobs at a bank is to answer the phones and put callers through to the right…
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    Watergate Bug

    A honeymoon couple is in the Watergate Hotel.The new bride is concerned and asked, "What…
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    Running Away

    A man scolded his son for being so unruly and the child rebelled against his father. He…

My husband's skills with do-it-yourself home repairs are at best mediocre. After spending several evenings trying to fix a leak in the bathroom, he finally admitted defeat and called a plumber, who finished the job in ten minutes.

Watching him put away his equipment, my son asked what had been the problem.

"Well," the plumber replied, "seems that your father got hold of some tools..."

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