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    Shopping On Up

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    Granny's Visit

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    Take Out For Lunch

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    Cast Off

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    Stuck Between Floors

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    Captain Comeback

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    Calling For Technical Support

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    Natural Antibiotic

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    A Short History of Medicine

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My husband's skills with do-it-yourself home repairs are at best mediocre. After spending several evenings trying to fix a leak in the bathroom, he finally admitted defeat and called a plumber, who finished the job in ten minutes.

Watching him put away his equipment, my son asked what had been the problem.

"Well," the plumber replied, "seems that your father got hold of some tools..."

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