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    Zoo Thank You

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    10 Words That Don't Exist, But Should

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    Watch This

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    Breakfast Call

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    Quiz Query

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    Goober Horseback Riding

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    Play-Off Tickets

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    Goober Ice Fishing

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    Late Arrival

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    Dictionary of Project Terms

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    Rental Description

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    Professional Animal Trainer

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    Noah Glue

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    Free Will

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Mr. Gable had a leak in the roof over his dining room, so he called a repairman to take a look at it. "When did you first notice the leak?" the repairman inquired.

Mr. Gable scowled. "Last night, when it took me two hours to finish my soup!"

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