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    Flight Fear

    Our co-worker kept trying to get her mother to fly out for a visit. "No way am I getting…
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    Careful Pulling The Plug

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    Cell Phone Flight Call

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    Car Trip

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    Toilet Repair

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    Taxi Craze

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    Unwritten Warning Labels

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    Medieval History

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    Beware of Dog

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    Breathe

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    Goober Celebration

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    Zoo Thank You

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    Stolen Wallet

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    Inspiring Music

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    Moth Madness

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snowman"All I Need to Know about Life I Learned From a Snowman.... "

--It's okay if you're a little bottom heavy.

--Hold your ground, even when the heat is on.

--Wearing white is always appropriate.

--Winter is the best of the four seasons.

--It takes a few extra rolls to make a good midsection.

--There's nothing better than a foul weather friend.

--We're all made up of mostly water.

--You know you've made it when they write a song about you.

--Accessorize! Accessorize! Accessorize!

--Avoid yellow snow.

--Don't get too much sun.

--It's embarrassing when you can't look down and see your feet.

--It's fun to hang out in your front yard.

--Always put your best foot forward.

--There's no stopping you once you're on a roll.

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