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    Lobster Pets

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    Board Meeting

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    Disappearing Dinosaurs

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    Not as Bad as They Say

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    Happy Birthday Ten Again

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    Missing Bags

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    Ring Appraisal

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    Strangest Recording

    I got the strangest recording when I called the phone company the other day.It said, "You…
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    Tired and Thirsty

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    Big Date

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    Young Businessman

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    Dog Rules

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    Self-Evident Truths About Pets

    *Self-Evident Truths About Pets** Although cats are rather delicate creatures, and they…
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    Sidewalk Preacher

    A sidewalk preacher stood on a soapbox downtown and started a rousing sermon on…
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    Welcome Home

    A mother was anxiously awaiting her daughter's plane. She had just come back from a far…

snowman"All I Need to Know about Life I Learned From a Snowman.... "

--It's okay if you're a little bottom heavy.

--Hold your ground, even when the heat is on.

--Wearing white is always appropriate.

--Winter is the best of the four seasons.

--It takes a few extra rolls to make a good midsection.

--There's nothing better than a foul weather friend.

--We're all made up of mostly water.

--You know you've made it when they write a song about you.

--Accessorize! Accessorize! Accessorize!

--Avoid yellow snow.

--Don't get too much sun.

--It's embarrassing when you can't look down and see your feet.

--It's fun to hang out in your front yard.

--Always put your best foot forward.

--There's no stopping you once you're on a roll.

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