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    Poor Dad

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    Daaaad!

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    Election Poetry

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    Grandma and God

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    Oriskany Falls

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    It Sure Is

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    Good Evening, Ladies and Gentlemen

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    The Gift

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    Typing Test

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    Get the Picture

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    --- WARNING, DANGER! ---

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    Need Help?

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    $100.00 Please

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snowman"All I Need to Know about Life I Learned From a Snowman.... "

It's okay if you're a little bottom heavy.

Hold your ground, even when the heat is on.

Wearing white is always appropriate.

Winter is the best of the four seasons.

It takes a few extra rolls to make a good midsection.

There's nothing better than a foul weather friend.

The key to life is to be a jolly, happy soul.

We're all made up of mostly water.

You know you've made it when they write a song about you.

Accessorize! Accessorize! Accessorize!

Avoid yellow snow. Don't get too much sun.

It's embarrassing when you can't look down and see your feet.

It's fun to hang out in your front yard.

Always put your best foot forward.

There's no stopping you once you're on a roll.

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