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    Fish Tattoo

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    Grandpa's Manners

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    School Recommendation

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    I Didn't Feel Quite Right

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    Computer One-liners - Part 1

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    Guard Dog Sniff

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    Passing Pain

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    Dr. Dress

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    Cats

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    Stain Glass

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    Foot Pill

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    Dangling Participles

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    Goober Ice Fishing

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    Landing Request

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A dying granny tells her granddaughter, "I want to leave you my farm. That includes the villa, the tractor, and other equipment, the farmhouse and $22,398,750.78 in cash."

The granddaughter, about to become rich says, "Oh granny, you are so generous. I didn't even know you had a farm. Where is it?".

With her last breath, granny whispered, "Facebook..."

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