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    A Touch of Home

    Although we were being married in New Hampshire, I wanted to add a touch of my home…
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    Prayer Positions

    Three ministers sat discussing the best positions for prayer while a telephone repairman…
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    Looking For The Lift

    As a concierge at a posh resort, I was often asked about the ski facilities. One day a…
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    Three Important Words

    At my granddaughter's wedding, the DJ polled the guests to see who had been married…
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    Best Out Of Office Replies

    Best Out Of Office Replies1. I am currently out at a job interview and will reply to you…
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    Biggest Lie

    Two boys were arguing when the teacher entered the room. The teacher says, "Why are you…
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    Planning Ahead

    A woman decided to have her portrait painted. She told the artist, "Paint me with diamond…
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    Baseball Class

    A profesor at the University of Pennsylvania was known for giving boring, cliche-ridden…
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    Perfect

    There was a perfect man who met a perfect woman. After a perfect courtship, they had a…
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    Scavenger Hunt

    A woman answered her front door and saw a little boy holding a list. "Ma'am," he…
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    Car Warning

    A husband, the owner of a new car, was somewhat reluctant to allow his wife to drove his…
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    Better By Train

    A large two-engine train was crossing America. After they had gone some distance, one of…
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    Vow Changes

    Ken and Melba had finished their breakfast at the retirement home and were relaxing in…
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    Waiting For Years

    We had built our dream house some years ago, and furnished it with quality pieces as we…
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    Time Off

    Two men working in a factory were talking. "I know how to get some time off," said…

"You just go ahead," the man in the shopping mall said to his wife.  "While you're shopping, I'll browse in the hardware store."

An hour later, she returned and saw him at the checkout counter.  The clerk was ringing up the last of a pile of tools and supplies that would fill two wheelbarrows.

"Are you buying all this?" his wife asked incredulously.

"Well, yes," he said, embarrassed.  Then waving his arm toward the interior of the store, he added, "But look at all the stuff I'm leaving behind!"

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