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It can buy a house
but not a home.

It can buy a bed,
but not sleep.

It can buy a clock
but not time.

It can buy a book
but not knowledge.

It can buy a position
but not respect.

It can buy medicine
but not health.

It can buy blood
but not life.

It can buy sex
but not love.

So you see, money isn't everything
and it often causes pain and suffering.

I tell you all this because I am your Friend,
And as your Friend I want to take away your pain and suffering....

So send me all your money
and I will suffer for you.

CASH ONLY PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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