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Let's Play House

A little girl and a little boy were at day care one day.

The girl approached the boy and said, "Hey Billy, want to play house?"

He said, "Sure!  What do you want me to do?"

Sally replied, "I want you to communicate your feelings."

"Communicate my feelings?" said a bewildered Billy...

"I have no idea what that means."

The little girl nods and says, "Perfect.  You can be the husband."

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