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    Three Legged Chicken

    A man was driving along a rural road one day when he saw a three legged chicken. He was…
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    Cereal Adjustment

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    Morning Kiss

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    The Turkey Shot Out Of The Oven

    The turkey shot out of the ovenand rocketed into the air,it knocked every plate off the…
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    Eye Contact

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    The Cowboy's New Car

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    Computerized Airline

    The world's first fully computerized airliner was ready for its maiden flight without…
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    Fly Catch

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    House Points

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    Animal Thoughts

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    Check that Address!

    Mr. Johnson, a businessman from Wisconsin, went on a business trip to Louisiana. He…
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    Nervous Young Minister

    A nervous young minister, new to the church, told the flock, "For my text today, I will…
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    Who's On First - Computer Version

    *Who's On First - Computer Version*ABBOTT: Super Duper computer store. Can I help…
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    "Brake Down"

    My boss' wife Sherry was exasperated with her younger sister, who bought an unreliable…
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    12 Reasons to Buy a New Car

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A traffic cop stopped a woman for a minor traffic violation. After examining her driver's license in silence for a moment, he said, "You know something? This is one of the finest, most realistic pictures I've ever seen. I'm glad to see you aren't one of those vain women who have their photos retouched to remove all the lines in their face."

"Sir," she replied icily, "you are looking at my thumb-print."

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