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Life After Death

"Do you believe in life after death?" the boss asked one of his employees.

"Yes, Sir." the new recruit replied.

"Oh, well that's okay then!" said the boss.

"Because after you left early yesterday to go to your grandmother's funeral, she stopped in to see you!"

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