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Here is the list member's response - which is today's CleanLaugh.

First the explanation behind it. A list member, who recently asked for instructions on how to manage her Cybersalt list subscriptions recently sent me this very humorous response to the length of the instructions I sent here. Please understand that due to the size of some of my lists, I just don't have time to personally manage everyone's e-mail changes. For the most part, the detailed instructions I send out to help people change their subscriptions themselves are very effective. You just have to read them which I know isn't why some people get e-mail (oddly enough).

Here is the note she sent me:

Pastor Tim:

Do you realize what it is like to be 62 years old & computer challenged & get a message like this one??????

By the time I read all this, I could have gone on to meet the Lord, you realize that don't you????????

LOL........I mean I am in the checkout lane now, dear boy.........I laughed & laughed reading all this.

I know you didn't mean it to be funny but to me it was.........Talk about Bill Gates not making anything easy for us? Did you teach him? Are you his pastor?

I don't need a Clean Laugh of the Day for today, this message was it!!!!!!

From (Name Protected) in Kansas

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