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    Not Going to Church

    One Sunday morning, a mother knocks on her son's bedroom door and tells him it's time to…
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    Offering Encouragement

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    Attendance Sermons

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    Successful Ice Fishing

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    Water Pistol

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    Stolen Turkey

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    'Coons From Heaven

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    50th Anniversary

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    The Night Before Y2K

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    Factory Supplies

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    Community Paper

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    Medical Alert

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    Sunday Complaints

    After church one Sunday morning, a mother commented, "The choir was awful this…
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    Workin' on the Railroad

    Benny wanted a job as a signalman on the railways. At his interview, the inspector asked…
On my first day working at the gas station, I watched a senior co-worker measure the level of gasoline in the under-ground tanks by lowering a giant measuring stick down into them.

"What would happen if I threw a lit match into the hole?" I joked.

"It would go out," he replied very matter-of-factly.

"Really?" I asked, surprised to hear that. "Is there a lack of oxygen down there or some safety device that would extinguish it before the fumes ignited?"

"No," my co-worker continued. "The force from the explosion would blow out the match."
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