Little Benny came home from his first day of school and said, "Mommy, the teacher was asking me today if I have any brothers and sisters who will be coming to my school."
"That's nice of her to take such an interest in your family, Dear. What did she say when you told her that you are the only child?"
She just said, "Thank goodness!"
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