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    Forgetting Something

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    Oil Spill

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    No Frills Airlines

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    Environ-mental

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    Kiss Good-bye

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    Sharing by Example

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    Gate Boarding

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    School Notes

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    Church Hopping

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    What's Wrong Now?

    My friend, an ex-Marine Aviator wanted to show off his new twin-engine plane. I was…
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    Golf Hole

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    Check that Address!

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    Put or Putt?

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    Spin the Bottle

    "We used to play spin the bottle when I was a kid. A girl would spin the bottle and if it…
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    The Night of Tax Day

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Little Benny came home from his first day of school and said, "Mommy, the teacher was asking me today if I have any brothers and sisters who will be coming to my school."

"That's nice of her to take such an interest in your family, Dear.  What did she say when you told her that you are the only child?"

She just said, "Thank goodness!"

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