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The minister was shaking everyone's hand while they were leaving the church.

An elderly man shook his hand and said, "Reverend, that was the worst sermon I've ever listened to.  It was terrible."

As the minister stood there dumbfounded, the old man's wife stepped in, trying to help. 

"Please don't pay any attention to him, pastor.  He only repeats what he hears others say."
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