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    Five Kinds of Fruit

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    Navajo Wisdom

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    Haircut Plan

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    Silent Monastery

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    Find and Replace

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    Boat Rental

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    Project Picture

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    Husband's Check

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    Goodwill Offering

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    Ignored Phone

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First I had to work late. Then I discovered that I'd locked my keys in the car. But the last straw was learning that roadside service couldn't get a locksmith to me for at least two hours. Finally the guy showed, looking exhausted.

As he struggled with my door, I joked, "Do those Slim Jim tools come in purse-size?"

"Yeah," he muttered. "They're called keys."
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