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    Did You See That?

    Tom and Darryl were out hunting deer. Tom asked, "Did you see that?" "No," Darryl…
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    Paper Eater

    A minister delivered a sermon in ten minutes one Sunday morning, which was about half the…
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    Library Argument

    On a visit to the library I happened to notice a man and a woman, both deaf, signing with…
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    Evil Brothers

    There were two evil brothers. They were rich and used their money to keep their ways from…
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    Environ-mental

    My friend Ann and I were eating at a Chinese restaurant. When an elderly waiter set…
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    Party Favor

    After classical violinist Fritz Kreisler was invited to a society party, the hostess…
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    Deer Hunting

    A group of friends went deer hunting and paired off in twos for the day. That night, one…
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    Fishing Mirror

    A fisherman from the city was out fishing on a lake in a small boat. He noticed another…
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    Amateur Paleontologist

    Paleoanthropology Division Smithsonian Institute 207 Pennsylvania Avenue Washington, DC…
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    Dinosaur Highway

    A goober was taking the tour of a national park not long ago. The ranger mentioned to the…
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    Long Passwords

    My kids love going to the Web, and they keep track of their passwords by writing them on…
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    Laboratory Cells

    My mother works in a laboratory and is responsible for keeping tissue cultures alive. So…
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    Good Guess

    A fourth-grade teacher was giving her pupils a lesson in logic. "Here is the situation,"…
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    Cars Wars

    A limousine had encountered a red traffic light and was waiting for it to change when a…
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    Dressing The Kids

    The mother of a large family was explaining why she dresses her children alike, right…

A two-and-a-half-year-old walked into the bathroom while her mother was putting on make-up.

"I'm going to look just like you, Mommy!" she announced.

"Maybe, when you grow up," her mother told her.

"No Mommy, tomorrow. I just put on that 'Oil of Old Lady' you always use."

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