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    Sermon Follow-Up

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    Art Good News/Bad News

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    Updated Punishment

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    Art Interpretation

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    State of the Pastor

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A two-and-a-half-year-old walked into the bathroom while her mother was putting on make-up.

"I'm going to look just like you, Mommy!" she announced.

"Maybe, when you grow up," her mother told her.

"No Mommy, tomorrow. I just put on that 'Oil of Old Lady' you always use."

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