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    Goober in Snow Storm

    A goober got lost in her car in a New England snow storm. She remembered what her dad had…
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    Talking Horse

    A jogger, running down a country road, is startled as a horse yells at him, "Hey! Come…
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    What He Says - What He Means

    What He Says - What He Means"I'm going fishing."Really means: "I'm going to stand by a…
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    Signs Your Church has Sold Out to Corporate Sponsors

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    Primative Tech Support

    The tech support problem dates back to long before the industrial revolution, when…
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    Will She Say Yes?

    An extremely wealthy 65-year-old man falls in love with a young woman in her twenties and…
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    Thanksgiving Grace

    My family traditionally begins the evening meal with a prayer of thanks. When they were…
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    Vacation E-mails

    Major Mark Wagner is planting a church for the Salvation Army (they do good work) in the…
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    Scared vs. Apprehension

    As a sergeant in a parachute regiment, I took part in several night-time exercises. Once,…
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    Bus Pole

    While riding the bus, my mother noticed a young man, who was holding onto the same pole,…
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    Calls to Information Assistance

    Just a few decades ago, before the days of Google and online information, people would…
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    Physics Purpose

    One day our professor was discussing a particularly complicated concept. A pre-med…
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    Jonah Test

    A little girl was observed by her pastor standing outside the pre-school Sunday School…
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    Verbalized Prayers

    The pastor of a mid-sized church decided one Monday morning that the staff would…

A two-and-a-half-year-old walked into the bathroom while her mother was putting on make-up.

"I'm going to look just like you, Mommy!" she announced.

"Maybe, when you grow up," her mother told her.

"No Mommy, tomorrow. I just put on that 'Oil of Old Lady' you always use."

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