logo

sign-up-for-free-cybersalt-today-button

More Jokes

  • Default Image

    A Diet For Dealing With Stress

    1. If you eat something and no one sees you eat it, it has no calories. 2. If you drink a…
  • Default Image

    Curfew

    This young man was elated when he turned eighteen in a state where curfew is 11:00 p.m.…
  • Default Image

    Wedding Album

    At a wedding I recently attended, the priest called for a moment of silence to remember…
  • Default Image

    Healthful Place

    Mr. Peterson, a tourist from Toronto, arrived in Barbados. In an airport taxi cab,…
  • Default Image

    Optomist's Hunting Dog

    Friends, one an optimist and the other a pessimist could never quite agree on any topic…
  • Default Image

    The Night Before Finals

    'Twas the night before finals,And all through the college,The students were prayingFor…
  • Default Image

    Side Effects of a Life in Comedy

    Side Effects of a Life in Comedy* Recurring nightmare: as your "Harpo Meets Teller"…
  • Default Image

    Tree Faller

    While working as a radiology technician in a hospital emergency room, I took X-rays of a…
  • Default Image

    Goober Line Painter

    A goober who had been unemployed for several months got a job with Public Works. She was…
  • Default Image

    Toilet Repair

    Because I couldn't unplug the toilet with a plunger, I had to dismantle the entire…
  • Default Image

    Alllleee-oop!

    A champion jockey is about to enter an important race on a new horse. The horse's trainer…
  • Default Image

    Jar 47

    A new doctor had arrived in town. He could cure anything and anybody. Everyone was amazed…
  • Default Image

    Parrot Problems

    A lady was walking down the street to work and she saw a parrot on a perch in front of a…
  • Default Image

    Knee Tattoo

    A hospital corpsman and I were getting an elderly retired master chief petty officer out…
  • Default Image

    Narrow Escape Responses

    There was an engineer, manager, and a programmer driving down a steep mountain road. The…
A four year old was at the paediatrician for a check up.  As the doctor looked down her ears with an otoscope, he asked, "Do you think I'll find Big Bird in here?"

The little girl stayed silent.

Next, the doctor took a tongue depressor and looked down her throat.  He asked, "Do you think I'll find the Cookie Monster down there?"

Again, the little girl was silent.

Then the doctor put a stethoscope to her chest.  As he listened to her heart beat, he asked, "Do you think I'll hear Barney in there?"

"Oh, no!" the little girl replied.  "Jesus is in my heart.  Barney's on my underpants."
Powered By JFBConnect