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    No Place Like Home

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    Arguing

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    Civil War Re-enactment

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    Picnic Passions

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    Subway Drop

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    Dressing Down

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    Dog Report

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    Holding Hands

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    Show and Tell

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    Friends Like That

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    Camping Privacy

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    A Better Keyboard

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    Ten Minute Wait

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    Caught in the Act

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A four year old was at the paediatrician for a check up.  As the doctor looked down her ears with an otoscope, he asked, "Do you think I'll find Big Bird in here?"

The little girl stayed silent.

Next, the doctor took a tongue depressor and looked down her throat.  He asked, "Do you think I'll find the Cookie Monster down there?"

Again, the little girl was silent.

Then the doctor put a stethoscope to her chest.  As he listened to her heart beat, he asked, "Do you think I'll hear Barney in there?"

"Oh, no!" the little girl replied.  "Jesus is in my heart.  Barney's on my underpants."
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