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    Last Name Lineup

    On my first day in basic training, we were lined up in a row, each of us in turn having…
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    Do Not Disturb

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    Noise Abatement

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    Employee Reviews

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    Catching Fish

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    What Does That Mean?

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    Vacuum Repair

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    Church Mice Problem

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    Pole Power

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    Teenaged Daughter Owner's Manual

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    Natural Antibiotic

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cat lying downA man hated his wife's cat and he decided to get rid of it. He drove 20 blocks away from home and dropped the cat there. The cat was already walking up the driveway when he approached his home.

The next day, he decided to drop the cat 40 blocks away but the same thing happened.

He kept on increasing the number of blocks but the cat kept on coming home before him. At last, he decided to drive a few miles away, turn right, then left, past the bridge, then right again and another right and so on until he reached what he thought was a perfect spot and dropped the cat there.

Hours later, the man calls his wife at home and asked her, "Jen, is the cat there?"

"Yes, why do you ask?” answered the wife.

Frustrated the man said, "Put that cat on the phone. I am lost and I need directions."

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