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A trucker stops for red light and a goober girl catches up.  She knocks on the door and the trucker lowers the window.  The girl says, "Hi, my name is Heather and you are losing some of your load."

The trucker ignores her and proceeds down the street.  The trucker stops for another red light and the girl again catches up.  She knocks on the door and the trucker lowers the window and she says, "Hi my name is Heather and you are losing some of your load!"

He ignores her again and continues down the street.  The trucker stops for still another red light and the girl catches up again all out of breath.  She knocks on the door and the trucker lowers the window.  Again she says, "Hi, my name is Heather and you are losing some of your load!"

He dismisses her and starts off down the street, then stops.  The trucker gets out of the truck, approaches the blonde girl and says, "Hi, my name is Kevin and I am driving a SALT TRUCK!"

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