Morris had been playing golf for years. He always used the very finest equipment, but his technique never improved a bit.
His friend Sam watched as he teed up at the first hole and promptly drove a brand new ball into the woods. On the second hole, Morris drove another new ball into a lake. On the third, he lost a new ball in another part of the woods.
"Why don't you use an old ball?" Sam asked.
"I've never had an old ball," Morris said.