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Morris had been playing golf for years. He always used the very finest equipment, but his technique never improved a bit.

His friend Sam watched as he teed up at the first hole and promptly drove a brand new ball into the woods.  On the second hole, Morris drove another new ball into a lake.  On the third, he lost a new ball in another part of the woods.

"Why don't you use an old ball?" Sam asked.

"I've never had an old ball," Morris said.
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