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    ER Reminder

    I am five feet, three inches tall and pleasingly plump. After I had a minor accident, my…
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    Roughing It

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    Brotherly Chores

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    Exemplary Offspring

    Three mothers were sitting around comparing notes on their exemplary offspring."There…
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    Conductor Comment Comeback

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    Station Help

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    Feeding Shamu

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    Driving Around

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    Kid Quotes

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    Dumb Sports Quotes

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    Now, Now Ellen

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    Kids and Cliches

    I teach fourth grade in Ventura County, California. As a fun assignment, I gave the…
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    Efficiency

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    Senior Citizen Discount

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    An Honest Golfer

    About four or five years ago I was standing in a ticket line at LAX, and a fellow in a…

I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area. So I went to the lost luggage office and told the woman there that my bags never showed up.

She smiled told me not to worry because she was a trained professional and I was in good hands.

"Now," she asked me, "has your plane arrived yet?"

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