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    Young Man's Disorder

    A young man was visiting a psychiatrist, hoping to cure his eating and sleeping disorder.…
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    Traffice Warning

    As he was driving home from work, a man in a rural community was stopped by a local…
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    New Phonetic Alphabet

    The same old standard phonetic alphabet (which you would use to describe spelling…
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    Read The Label

    A three-year-old boy went with his father to see a litter of kittens. On returning home,…
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    First Things First

    Bob had finally made it to the last round of the $64,000 Question. The night before the…
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    Aunt Emma

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    Dispatch Message

    One night at McCord Air Force Base, I was dispatched to check out the security fence…
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    Now, Now Ellen

    A man observed a woman in the grocery store with a three year old girl in her basket. As…
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    Shakey's Cure

    Shakey went to a psychiatrist. "Doc," he said, "I`ve got trouble. Every time I get into…
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    Airport Mistletoe

    It was the beginning of December. The trip had gone reasonably well, and he was ready to…
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    Green Side Up

    A woman wants the inside of her house painted and she calls a contractor in to help her.…
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    Three Important Words

    At my granddaughter's wedding, the DJ polled the guests to see who had been married…
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    Hymns for Speeders

    Now, for those who speed on the highway - a few hymns for you: 45 mph.................God…
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    Invitation

    Mrs. Jones was reading a letter at breakfast. Suddenly she looked up suspiciously at her…

I was reviewing my client's case with him in prison when it was announced that visitors had 15 minutes to leave or be locked in for the three-hour prison head count. I bade my client farewell and left. But somehow, I managed to get lost on my way out. Desperate for directions to the exit, I noticed some men wearing orange jumpsuits. Mistaking them for workmen, I called out to one of them -- a no-neck, barrel-chested man.

"Sir," I said, "I need to get out of here."

He shrugged and said, "Lady, so do I."

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