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    CIA, FBI & LAPD

    The Los Angeles Police Department (LAPD), The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove…
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    County Employees

    A fellow stopped at a rural gas station, filled his tank, and took a break by his car…
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    The friars of Flowers (pun alert)

    Some friars were behind in their belfry payments, so they opened a small florist shop to…
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    Lost Ball

    My job as a land surveyor took me to a golf course that was expanding from 9 holes to 18…
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    Apples for Teachers

    There are about 50 million American children enrolled in elementary school and high…
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    Boss Prepared

    As salesman was assigned to secure an important client but failed in his mission.He faxed…
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    Calling In Sick

    Early one morning, my husband, who works in a funeral home, woke me, complaining of…
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    Clutter Advice

    About a week ago, I came across an Internet advice column that told me how to eliminate…
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    Mouse Repellant

    A couple moved to the country when they retired. One mild winter, they had a bit of a…
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    Name Warning

    On a street, where the speed is limited to 30 mph the police stop a driver."Not only have…
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    Tea Service

    One day my mother was out and my dad was in charge of me and my brother who is four years…
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    3 eggs - 50 years

    A newly ordained preacher and his young wife were talking about being more considerate of…
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    Brotherly Chores

    Drew and Timmy were brothers. One day Mom and Dad had to go into town. Dad told Drew,…
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    Vacuum Repair

    My sister has the courage, but not always the skills, to tackle any home-repair…
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    Worthy Cause

    As a traffic safety consultant, I often gave talks on accident prevention. One night…

I was reviewing my client's case with him in prison when it was announced that visitors had 15 minutes to leave or be locked in for the three-hour prison head count. I bade my client farewell and left. But somehow, I managed to get lost on my way out. Desperate for directions to the exit, I noticed some men wearing orange jumpsuits. Mistaking them for workmen, I called out to one of them -- a no-neck, barrel-chested man.

"Sir," I said, "I need to get out of here."

He shrugged and said, "Lady, so do I."

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