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    10 Minutes Alone

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    Norma Findlay in Room 302

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    Thanksgiving Blessing

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    First Time Skydiver

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    The Power of Government

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    Checking Newbie

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    Lawyer Questioning

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    Knitting Chinese

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    One Per Point

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    Bear Hunting

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    Roman Numerals

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    Perfectly Made

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    Watch This

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    Civil War Re-enactment

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I was reviewing my client's case with him in prison when it was announced that visitors had 15 minutes to leave or be locked in for the three-hour prison head count. I bade my client farewell and left. But somehow, I managed to get lost on my way out. Desperate for directions to the exit, I noticed some men wearing orange jumpsuits. Mistaking them for workmen, I called out to one of them -- a no-neck, barrel-chested man.

"Sir," I said, "I need to get out of here."

He shrugged and said, "Lady, so do I."

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