logo

sign-up-for-free-cybersalt-today-button

More Jokes

  • Default Image

    Sleeping Juror

    A lawyer was well into a lengthy cross-examination when he stopped and said: "Your honor,…
  • Default Image

    Canine Complex

    A man walked into the office of the eminent psychiatrist Dr. Heidberg, and sat down to…
  • Default Image

    When I'm An Old Lady

    When I'm an old lady, I'll live with each kid,And bring so much happiness...just as they…
  • Default Image

    Scout's Letter Home

    Dear Mom, Our scout master told us all write to our parents in case you saw the flood on…
  • police pull over

    Speeding Ticket

    A lady who was speeding had an officer pull her to the side of the road. She didn't have…
  • Default Image

    Cover All Exits!

    During a bank robbery the police chief told the sergeant to cover all exits so the…
  • Default Image

    House Call

    Old Dr. Carver still made house calls. One afternoon he was called to the Tuttle house.…
  • Default Image

    Ol' Spot

    A group of country neighbors wanted to get together on a regular basis and socialize. As…
  • Default Image

    Light Bulb List Members

    Q: How many internet mail list subscribers does it take to change a light bulb?A: 1,331:1…
  • Default Image

    High Tech Flying

    The passengers on the jetliner were relaxing in their seats for the long flight. The…
  • Default Image

    Goober Ring

    Passing an office building late one night, a Goober saw a sign that said, "Press bell for…
  • donut

    Second Grade Math

    I was the substitute teacher for a second-grade math class that was learning about…
  • Default Image

    Horse Looking

    One day a man passed by a farm and saw a beautiful horse. Hoping to buy the animal, he…
  • Default Image

    Martha Raye, Stewardess

    I once went for a job at an airline. The interviewer asked me why I wanted to be a…
  • Default Image

    Analogies and Metaphors

    These are actual analogies and metaphors found in high school essays.- John and Mary had…

A helicopter was flying around above Washington State yesterday when an electrical malfunction disabled all of the aircraft's electronic navigation and communications equipment.  Due to the clouds and haze, the pilot could not determine the helicopter's position and course to steer to the airport.

The pilot saw a tall building, flew toward it, circled, drew a hand-written sign, and held it in the helicopter's window.  The pilot's sign said "WHERE AM I?" in large letters.  People in the tall building quickly responded to the aircraft, drew a large sign, and held it in a building window.

Their sign said "YOU ARE IN A HELICOPTER." The pilot smiled, waved, looked at his map, determined the course to steer to SEATAC airport, and landed safely.

After they were on the ground, the co-pilot asked the pilot how the "YOU ARE IN A HELICOPTER" sign helped determine their position.

The pilot responded "I knew that had to be the MICROSOFT building because, similar to their help-messages, they gave me a technically correct but completely useless answer."

Powered By JFBConnect