logo

sign-up-for-free-cybersalt-today-button

More Jokes

  • Default Image

    Pastors' Good News/Bad News

    Good News: You baptized seven people today in the river.Bad News: You lost two of them in…
  • Default Image

    Summer Job Hunt

    My brother wants me to find him a summer job. He asked me to check with my boss, my…
  • Default Image

    Flashlight Defense

    A tourist was being led through the swamps of Florida. "Is it true," he asked, "that an…
  • book mystery

    10 Words That Don't Exist, But Should

    1. AQUADEXTROUS (ak wa deks'trus) adj. Possessing the ability to turn the bathtub tap on…
  • Default Image

    New Computer Viruses You Should Know About

    *New Computer Viruses You Should Know About* THE LIBERAL VIRUS Before deleting all your…
  • Default Image

    Speeding Stories

    *PULLED OVER* "Hey you! Pull over!" shouted the traffic cop. The lady complied, and the…
  • Default Image

    Lost and Found

    A police car pulled up in front of grandma Bessie's house, and grandpa got out. The…
  • Default Image

    Car Ads

    If the car ad claims ..., it really means ... - rough condition... too bad to lie about -…
  • Default Image

    Miracle Return

    The devout cowboy lost his favorite Bible while he was mending fences out on the…
  • Default Image

    Crossing Chicken

    Question: Why did the chicken cross the road? Answers: KINDERGARTEN TEACHER: To get to…
  • Default Image

    The Pledge

    Grandpa Cartnell was celebrating his 100th birthday and everybody complimented him on how…
  • Default Image

    Soup Solution

    Customer: Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!Waiter: Don't worry, sir. The frog should…
  • Default Image

    Matchmaker

    Barbie, a waitress, decided to put her matchmaking skills to the test with our mutual…
  • Default Image

    New Medical Technology

    A lady came to the hospital to visit a friend. She had not been in a hospital for several…
  • Default Image

    The Same Taste

    Looking in the mall for a cotton nightgown, I tried my luck in a store known for its sexy…

Howard County Police officers still write their reports by hand, and the data is entered later by a computer tech into their database.  One theft report stated that a farmer had lost 2,025 pigs.  Thinking that to be an error, the tech called the farmer directly.

"Is it true Mr. Smith that you lost 2,025 pigs?" she asked.

"Yeth." lisped the farmer.

Being a Howard County girl herself, the tech entered:

"Subject lost 2 sows and 25 pigs."

Powered By JFBConnect