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  • A joke about a boss's speech that goes too long.

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    Before and After Children

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    Wake Up Call

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    Thrown Off Horse

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    Computer Customer Quotes

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    Hi Tech Watch

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    Thesaurus Collision

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    Minibike

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    Invitation

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    Rejected Invitation

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    Dignified Exit

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    Art That Sells

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    Computer One-liners - Part 1

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    Dad Value

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Albert Einstein was also recognized as the original absent-minded professor. One day, on board a train, he was unable to find his ticket. The conductor said, "Take it easy. You'll find it."

When the conductor returned, the professor still couldn't find the ticket. The conductor, recognizing the famous scientist, said, "I'm sure you bought a ticket. Forget about it."

"You're very kind," the professor said, "but I must find it, otherwise I won't know where to get off."

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