logo

sign-up-for-free-cybersalt-today-button

Lost Ticket

train engineAlbert Einstein was also recognized as the original absent-minded professor. One day, on board a train, he was unable to find his ticket. The conductor said, "Take it easy. You'll find it."

When the conductor returned, the professor still couldn't find the ticket. The conductor, recognizing the famous scientist, said, "I'm sure you bought a ticket. Forget about it."

"You're very kind," the professor said, "but I must find it, otherwise I won't know where to get off."

More Jokes

  • A joke about two hunters lost in the forest.

    Lost Goober Hunters

    If you are wondering what a Goober is, there is a picture of one here. My uncle Joe and…
  • Default Image

    Overdrawn

    While waiting in line at the bank, a co-worker developed a very loud case of hiccups. By…
  • Default Image

    Gore Flubs

    We've all flubbed things we were trying to say - here are some flubs attributed to Al…
  • office

    Work Phrases Explained

    Advanced Design: Beyond the comprehension of the ad agency's copywriters. All New: Parts…
  • Default Image

    Found Cell Phone

    When a customer left his cell phone in my store, I scrolled through his saved numbers,…
  • milk2

    Waterology

    I'm sure you've heard the old story referring to optimism and pessimism that is…
  • woman surprised

    Remembering Names

    When I was introduced to a couple visiting our congregation, I decided to remember their…
  • picture of a hot pepper

    Pepper Advice

    When chopping a hot pepper... 1. Do NOT rub your nose... and if you do and it starts to…
  • Default Image

    Watch Your Hat and Overcoat

    The crowded cafeteria sported a large sign reading: "Watch Your Hat and Overcoat."Meyer…
  • Default Image

    Cow Predictions

    A midwest farmer was describing his lifestyle to a touring group of city folks. "One of…
  • paper pen

    14 Letters

    Robert and Peter had applied for jobs at a large company and had to take an intelligence…
  • Default Image

    Tough Kids

    Three little boys were bragging about how tough they were."I'm so tough", said the first…
  • Default Image

    Bad News From The Doctor

    A man hadn't been feeling well at all, so he went to his doctor for a complete check-up.…
  • Default Image

    'Coons From Heaven

    MILLEDGEVILLE, Ga. (AP) - Brad Davis was training his puppy to pick up the scent of a…
  • restaurant meal3

    Diamond Assumption

    An acquaintance of mine, whose daughter was about to be married, decided to give her a…